I’ve always thought children are kind of like poorly-timed bursts of flatulence. You can tolerate them if they’re your own, but other people’s are simply unbearable. So in commemoration of this and other challenges of motherhood, I am hereby tasking my pen this Mother’s Day weekend to acknowledge moms everywhere for all that you do.
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I assume most of my readers are familiar with the acronym, MILF. If not, I think Wikipedia says it best…“A common colloquial term generally regarded as vulgar, yet denoting a sexually attractive older female; generally between 30 and 50 years of age.” I couldn’t have said it better myself. In my opinion, most women definitely become more attractive as they grow older. No doubt about it. This article is my tribute to these women.
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This is a copy of the letter I posted on my Facebook Fan page in February 2013 that has since gone viral on the Internet. I hope you enjoy it.
Austin
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It is often said that behind every great man is an equally great woman. Nowhere does this sentiment resonate with more truth than when it comes to the women of the United States military. And I’m not just talking about enlisted personnel and officers either. I’m talking about ALL women associated with the military. Either directly or indirectly. The front-line troops and active combat personnel get all the press and recognition, but after my research in preparation for this article, I’m now convinced more than ever that women are the true unsung heroes of the United States military.
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When it comes to female adoration, you can always count on your buddy Blood to provide you with a unique and different perspective on the better half of the human race. Men like to joke about women being the weaker sex, but the joke’s on us, fellas….in ways far too numerous to mention. Women often get a bad rap for being more emotionally sensitive than men, but I would argue this sensitivity is a good thing. Don’t think so? You will…..
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Since time immemorial, the fairer and finer sex have impacted men to the deepest levels of our soul. To me, there’s no question why God created Adam before he created Eve. Even exalted deities do better work the second time around. And the Good Lord’s over-the fence-grand slam on day six of creation is history’s finest example of the sequel trumping the original. This is the second part of my tribute to the amazing creature known as woman.
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Unless you’ve been living in a monastery or convent for the past year, you’ve noticed the massive surge in popularity of erotic literature for women. These are not your mother’s romance novels. This new breed of racy erotica is the real deal. Every naughty scenario your wicked brain can imagine is played out with great relish and descriptive flair. It’s a good time to be a woman…..
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Ya know what’s effed? I’ll tell ya what. Your entire concept of beauty and perfection as you know it. I wish I were kidding, but I’m not. Buckle up and strap in because what you’re about to read will forever change your concept of beauty and perfection as you know it. And that’s a good thing. Trust me….
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Hey Austin! I just bought a vibrator for the first time at an in-home sex toy party. Question for you: I use it a couple times a day now but don’t want to tell my husband. He doesn’t know I have it and I don’t want to make him feel like he’s been replaced. Your thoughts? Taryn
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