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Filandering Fiancé

My fiancé and I are engaged. But he did cheat on me a couple of years ago with a co-worker. I found the texts on his cell phone. We broke up for awhile and I recently took him back. Everything was fine up until about a month ago. Now he’s keeping his phone close and private like before. My gut tells me something isn’t right but everytime I bring it up he gives me a guilt trip and says I need to trust him for our marriage to work. What are your thoughts on this? Please help. Lisa

Generation MILF

I assume most of my readers are familiar with the acronym, MILF. If not, I think Wikipedia says it best…“A common colloquial term generally regarded as vulgar, yet denoting a sexually attractive older female; generally between 30 and 50 years of age.” I couldn’t have said it better myself. In my opinion, most women definitely become more attractive as they grow older. No doubt about it. This article is my tribute to these women.

The Messy Beaver

My hubby wants me to watch an adult movie with him but I was brought up Catholic, so I’m having a tough time with this. I can’t imagine enjoying it much less getting turned on by it. So I googled the words “porn & husband” and your site came up. You write some funny stuff, so I thought I’d send you a note. Thanks for any advice. Michelle

An Ode To Women; Part One

When it comes to female adoration, you can always count on your buddy Blood to provide you with a unique and different perspective on the better half of the human race. Men like to joke about women being the weaker sex, but the joke’s on us, fellas….in ways far too numerous to mention. Women often get a bad rap for being more emotionally sensitive than men, but I would argue this sensitivity is a good thing. Don’t think so? You will…..

An Ode To Women; Part Two

Since time immemorial, the fairer and finer sex have impacted men to the deepest levels of our soul. To me, there’s no question why God created Adam before he created Eve. Even exalted deities do better work the second time around. And the Good Lord’s over-the fence-grand slam on day six of creation is history’s finest example of the sequel trumping the original. This is the second part of my tribute to the amazing creature known as woman.

Mommy Porn

Unless you’ve been living in a monastery or convent for the past year, you’ve noticed the massive surge in popularity of erotic literature for women. These are not your mother’s romance novels. This new breed of racy erotica is the real deal. Every naughty scenario your wicked brain can imagine is played out with great relish and descriptive flair. It’s a good time to be a woman…..

Social Media Booty Call

LADIES, IS YOUR GUY CHEATING ON YOU?

While I certainly hope not, unfortunately it’s A LOT easier to cheat than it used to be. I believe we’re on the verge of an another exponential explosion in the infidelity rate. This is the reason why…

Photo-F#@ked

Ya know what’s effed? I’ll tell ya what. Your entire concept of beauty and perfection as you know it. I wish I were kidding, but I’m not. Buckle up and strap in because what you’re about to read will forever change your concept of beauty and perfection as you know it. And that’s a good thing. Trust me….

Office Hanky Panky

I’m really attracted to a guy I work with. I guess you could say we flirt all the time with sexual innuendos but nothing physical. I don’t want it to go down that road because we’re both married with kids. I really cherish my relationship with him and don’t want it to end. He has become a great friend and confidant. Is this really so bad if we don’t cross any lines? Liz

Three’s a Crowd?

I’m a middle aged woman with a younger boyfriend. He always tells me he loves me, however, he wants to see me with another woman sexually…..ugh. The thought of being with another woman has crossed my mind and I have no doubt this will turn him on and myself as well. But…what if he enjoys it too much and this becomes a regular thing? I want to be the one to make him explode. With the love we share, I never thought this would become a part of our sex life. WTF?? Aren’t I enough…? And isn’t three a crowd? Olivia

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